- my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
- me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
forge it up
Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
“the average person receives 41 texts per day”